The Lighting Controller

Hello.
Is the any possibility to arrange buttons on a page like that?
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ONE LONG HORIZONTAL BUTTON
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first small button | second small button
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For now i only can do like that:
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ONE | first
BIG | small
VER | button
TIC |----------
AL | second
BUT | small
TON |button
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Sorry but this is not possible, for now.

Ok.
So many "not possible" for such a seemingly simple and obvious functions.
Afford to give you some advice: hire a designer of interfaces or put the project in open source.